In the thick of the woods, whistles forsake,
No tree-knock echoes should you dare to make.
Carry a beacon, its signal won't deceive,
In the heart of wilderness, it's safety you'll receive.
The gun might comfort those well versed,
Yet, it's a bubble of false safety, which may burst.
In woods unknown, hunters vanish without a trace,
A gun, they had, yet found no safe place.
No matter your faith, or if it's none at all,
The dangers of the wild heed not the believer's call.
"Jesus saves," you may recite, but tales tell,
Even believers sometimes fall under the woods' spell.
Yet, songs and prayers could ward off the extraterrestrial,
Not due to faith, but the focus mental.
Recite a verse or sing a tune,
Might ward off an alien mind scan under the moon.
When a sense of dread fills your heart,
Turn around, trace back to the start.
If lost and silence becomes your fear,
Sit by a tree, wait till it clears.
Fire three shots, if a gun you hold,
Its echo could your location unfold.
Consider a "tinfoil hat" made of velostat,
Alien abductions it could combat.
Past 10 PM, in bars, don't linger,
Be aware of the danger in every finger.
Bodies of water, aliens and cryptids house,
When a friend is sick, back to the car, you douse.
Orbs of light, they're not for play,
Turn around, walk away.
Battery dies, UFO you try to photograph,
And Men In Black may tread your path.
Black-eyed children at the door,
Turn them away, engage no more.
Before you venture out, the weather discern,
Inform someone of your expected return.
Panic not if paranormal happens to you,
A hypnotherapist could your mind review.
Be aware of the traits that risks amass,
German descent, physicists, hunters - let caution pass.
A sasquatch mimics sounds, be not deceived,
The unexpected, in wilderness, is rarely believed.
For a haunted house, some remedies thrive,
Sage, prayer, and a ghostbuster could help you survive.
Light up the outdoors, keep entities at bay,
Blackout curtains for a peaceful sleep's sway.
Caffeine, avoid, consider a meat-only diet,
Paranormal encounters, can be eerily quiet.
Predator's tale, more fact than fiction,
Transparent entities are more than prediction.
Paranormal experiences often breed regret,
Few, benign, a tinier fraction yet.
