The WordPress and Web Hosting Conspiracy: A Manufactured Industry to Keep Us Busy
Think about it: WordPress and web hosting were never designed to be efficient or user-friendly—they were engineered to create endless busywork, drain wallets, and sustain a bloated industry that profits off our wasted time.
1. "Downtime" and "Connectivity Issues" Are By Design
Why do websites constantly go down? Why do hosting providers sell "99.9% uptime" but never actually deliver? Because if websites worked perfectly, you wouldn’t need "experts" to fix them. The entire hosting industry thrives on artificial instability—server crashes, slow loading times, and mysterious outages keep customers paying for "premium" upgrades that don’t solve anything.
2. The Pricing Scam: A Never-Ending Money Pit
Hosting companies lure people in with "2.99/month" deals, only to jack up prices after the first year. Need SSL? Extra. Backups? Extra. Security? Extra. The business model is designed to bleed users dry while delivering subpar service. People end up paying $20+/month for a site that gets 10 visitors, but the fear of "losing their online presence" keeps them trapped.
3. Endless Updates = Artificial Labor
WordPress and PHP constantly demand updates, not because they improve anything, but because they create busywork. If the software were truly secure and efficient, updates would be rare. Instead, users waste hours fixing broken plugins, troubleshooting compatibility issues, and reinstalling themes—unpaid labor that only benefits hosting companies and "developers" who charge to fix the mess.
4. Insecure by Design: Hacks and Spam Galore
Why is WordPress the #1 target for hackers? Because it’s built on PHP, a language riddled with vulnerabilities. Hosting providers know this but don’t care—because every hacked site means more money for "security" upgrades, malware removal services, and backup restorations. The system is designed to fail so you keep paying to fix it.
5. Bloated Databases and Overcomplicated CPanels
Most websites don’t need SQL databases or cPanel, yet hosting companies force them on users to justify higher costs. The average personal blog could run on a simple static site, but the industry pushes over-engineered solutions to create dependency. The result? Gigabytes of wasted storage, slower sites, and more "maintenance" fees.
6. The Truth: Most Websites Are Ghost Towns
The harsh reality? 90% of WordPress sites get no traffic. People pour money and unpaid hours into maintaining digital graveyards, while hosting companies laugh all the way to the bank. The entire system is a Ponzi scheme of artificial demand—convincing people they "need" a website, then milking them for hosting, themes, plugins, and "SEO" that does nothing.
Conclusion: A Distraction Economy
WordPress and web hosting were never about empowering users—they were invented to:
Create fake jobs (developers, "SEO experts," hosting support)
Generate artificial problems (downtime, hacking, updates)
Keep people chasing an unattainable "perfect website" while the real winners (GoDaddy, Bluehost, WP Engine) get rich off their wasted time.
The solution? Static sites, decentralized hosting, or just refusing to play the game. Stop feeding the beast.
Wake up, sheeple. 🐑🔥