Archive - The Clutch Stack

Wake Blazer and the South Lake Squatch

Interesting times ahead at Lake Tahoe

Jun 27 •

General health advice

This might be the only health article you ever need to read

Jun 26 •

Wake Razor and the Fog of Sirens

The fog bank at Mission Bay...

Jun 20 •

Luke and Yoda revisit gnosticism

Crude matter? Really, Yoda?

Jun 20 •

February 14, 1977 — Langley, Virginia

Jun 10 •

“Lesbian Vampire Killers” Is the Greatest Horror-Comedy Epic

The Greatest Horror-Comedy Epic You’ve Never Worshipped (Yet)

Jun 8 •

The Ace Ventura Cinematic Universe (AVCU) Explained

There is no "Jim Carrey." There never was.

Jun 1 •

May 2025

Eddie Van Halen and George Lucas are the Same Entity

A singular genius operating in two seemingly unrelated fields to avoid suspicion

May 31 •

Wake Razor & Storm Surger

Showdown at Mission Bay

May 30 •

Don Knotts is David Lee Roth

A masterclass in celebrity doppelgänger deception and rock 'n' roll subterfuge

May 29 •

Ulrich-Collins Singularity Theory

One of the most brilliantly suppressed secrets in the music industry

May 29 •

The Cocaine Detector Glasses

Unveiling the Hidden World of Cocaine Use

May 19 •

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